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Love romance novels? Too embarrassed to read them yourself?

Longtime readers and self-appointed guardians of taste, Shelley and Rachel take on the arduous task of reading all the trashy smut they can find. No plot too riske, no subject too taboo! Join your new BFFs as they discuss and dissect passionate love stories, heartbreaking romance, and torrid affairs. From bodice rippers to BDSM, these two literate ladies are set to tackle all the romance and erotica genres have to offer.

Apr 20, 2018

Shelley and Rachel don't understand why the new man in town hates them so much. Will he ever get over his ex? Will Shelley and Rachel learn to be a proper Amish woman? 

Apr 11, 2018

Shelley and Rachel at the top of their jewel-thieving game, which makes them a target for terrorists and anti-terrorists alike. A strangely literal descent into hell will test their skills and their hearts.

Apr 5, 2018

Shelley and Rachel are mourning the loss of their first and, they believe, one true love. Will the new/annoying hire at their summer job help put their past behind them, or will turn out to be just another dud?

Mar 27, 2018

Shelley and Rachel discuss three short gay erotic fiction stories penned by Chuck Tingle. Thrill to hear all about how bro-iest bro who ever bro-ed is ravaged by a gay bigfoot. Ponder the metaphysical quandry posed in Schrodinger's Butt. Have your mind blown by the mind-blowing union of a man and a unicorn.

Jan 26, 2018

Shelley and Rachel are caught up in a thrilling adventure to recover lost memories, save their daughter, and reconnect with the man they left behind.